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New journal. [05 Mar 2004|12:42pm]
I'm gonna delete this one, so add me or I'll kill you in your sleep.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/roboqueen
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[04 Mar 2004|11:28pm]
I know I'm going to sound like a bum, but...

Can someone please lend me a code?!

I'll pay you back when I get one after a week.
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Albert Fish <3 [04 Mar 2004|08:08pm]
[ mood | happy ]


If i was a serial killer i would be Albert Fish.

Albert Fish was a masochistic, pedophile obsessed with religious themes such as sin, sacrifice, and redemption through pain. It is believed that he would force his own children to beat him with a nail studded paddle until he bled. He would also stick nails underneath his finger nails,into his groin, his scrotum and his anus. He forced himself to eat feces and would stick alcohol soaked cotton balls up his anus and set them on fire.



Fish believed that God wanted him to castrate boys, which he would do over the course of many years, finally to be caught for kidnapping, murdering and eating a 10 year old girl. Fish claims to have molested over four hundred children. Police charged him with eight but suspect him on fifteen.



Kill count: unconfirmed

Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!
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[02 Mar 2004|10:37am]
[ mood | bored ]

Jacked from maliciousfetus

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Wow. Lametastic. *grinning thumbs-up*

Since my life is so terribly tedious I try to amuse my readers with even more tedious quizzes. Hope you enjoy.

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[01 Mar 2004|10:28pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I think these are very nice pictures of Vancouver. (Kill me, I love it here.)

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On a more humourous note, Albert and I got into a rather feisty argument (more so a disagreement) about the name of Xena Warrior Princess' blonde accomplice. He said it was Danielle and I KNEW he was wrong. Found out it was actually Gabrielle (I knew as soon as I heard it) and now he has to walk around outside in my skirt and boots because we made a bet. I love that feeling when you know you're right and the other person will go along with whatever you bet because they think they're right.

Hilarity.

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[01 Mar 2004|12:32am]
[ mood | lazy ]

I've been meaning to update this thing for a while now. By now I've pretty much forgotten a large chunk of my weekend (I'd like to thank past excessive drug use for frying my brain *bows*) but I'll try and recollect what's happened, and I can assure you, it's nothing too exciting.
Friday was no school. *scans brain frantically for memories*

*crickets chirp*

Wait! Went to the mall with Crystal so she could get Matt's birthday present, then went to work. After work I think we went to the movies, and watched the Butterfly Effect. Good movie. Went to Matt's afterwards and smoked some marijuana and snorted Ritalin (it sounds pathetic, but I dare you all to try it...it's loveable!). Got me pretty fucked up. Went home and slept.
Saturday was Matt's 18th birthday. Worked until 4:30, came home and waited for Albert. Enhancement on the "waited". He showed up 2 hours later, and in that time period I had become so dreadfully bored that I actually put on a skirt. Did my makeup all nice with electric blue, wore my blue and black striped leggings and put my hair up in two little bun-things. Cute. Went to Tyler's and drank a bit. Came home. End of Saturday.
Today I got in a fight with my mom and came to work, which only wound up increasing my nightmarish day. Wow. Worst day at work EVER. I wound up screaming at Jeremy and telling him to go fuck off and fuck himself and to not fucking talk to me. That was pure satisfaction. Had the worst time though, it was so busy and crazy, and people were being assholes. I hate humans.
Came home and hung out with Albert. He went to go catch his last bus and missed it, so now he's here on my couch. This would be the fourth night in a row he's slept here. Meh. I have no complaints, although I'm sure his family misses him.
I'm not going to school tomorrow. Albert has a field trip which would have prevented him from going to school the entire day anyway, so we're going to hang out and see my dad for a bit. Haven't seen him in a while.

Not too bad of a memory fart. God damned steroids! *pumps muskles*

*eats a gecko*

PARENTAL ADVICE LEADS TO MENTAL EROSION!!!!

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[25 Feb 2004|09:15pm]
[ mood | full ]

Albert just made a huge pot of spaghetti which was fucking AWESOME. He is the best cook ever. I'm so fucking full I feel like I'm dying. Jacked this quiz from September.

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A much needed update. [23 Feb 2004|11:15am]
[ mood | FUCKING CRAMPS ]

Alright the weekend was pretty good, considering. Events were as follows:
Friday was spent working. Albert was over at Tasha's celebrating William's birthday and I could not get ahold of him most of the night. Came home and bought a fat gram off Matt, and that was the highlight of my Friday.
Saturday I worked until 5. Afterwards I met up with Bree (I WANT YOUR FUCK-ME BOOTS!) for a bit, and after she left I got ultra bitchy and pissed off because I had absolutely no plans and wanted to get fucking DRUNK. Got ahold of September and she came over and the three of us got drunk. Tyler, Hayley and Vicki stopped by for a bit, then everyone left and I FINALLY got some time alone with my baby boy whom I had painfully missed the entire week as he was on work experience.
Sunday I woke up to a phone call from Matt saying he got promoted. He told me to come over and join the mad sesh in his room in celebration. Oddly enough, Will and Kurtis were there which was cool. Later that night I blazed with Matt and Crystal out of a fucking BEER CAN because we had no drug-smoking apparatus.

Mmmmm, aluminum.

I need crack.

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Iced Tea and a Weird Night [21 Feb 2004|12:04am]
[ mood | weird ]

Well...enjoying my iced tea...dreading the weekly Saturday morning's "Worktime with Kelsey at KFC". Tonight was a very weird night. I was generally in a kinda in a pissed off mood the larger fraction of the day, but I'm alright now. Missing my boy a lot. I wish he wasn't feeling so shitty tonight. I feel like I may have ruined his night. It was Will's birthday and he was looking forward to having fun on Will's birthday for a while now. I feel. Fucking. Great.
That was only 90% sarcastic.

At least I got to smoke my precious drugs tonight! I love paydays.


Sheep sex.

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[19 Feb 2004|09:57pm]
[ mood | crying ]

There's some things I wanna say but I don't think I'll ever have the nerve to do it...

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. [19 Feb 2004|08:03pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

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My god. [19 Feb 2004|12:15pm]
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

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[16 Feb 2004|11:29am]
[ mood | happy/sad/bored ]

Rainy Monday morning. Ugh. At least I didn't go to school today, even though I'm falling behind in a lot of my classes. I'm just an idiot, though.

Okay so yesterday was mine and Albert's one year anniversary and the day was awesome. Started out kinda rocky, but ended amazingly. We went out for dinner at an Italian restaurant called Aldo's. Had an awesome time. We both looked smashing and afterwards he picked up a REALLY fat gram off Matt, we smoked it and got ripped. Perfect way to end the day.

He's at work experience right now at Red Robin. He'll be there all week and school is absolutely going to blow ass without him there. That's pretty much why I had no motivation to go to school today.

So now I will sit here at home all day, with nothing to do for Tyler has my book (PORNO by Irvine Welsh, sequel to Trainspotting) and the computer can only give me so much entertainment.

I miss my baby muchly. *single tear*

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[14 Feb 2004|02:39pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

I just typed out an entire entry and one wrong key on the keyboard somehow made it all disappear. Fuck.

Anyway, got drunk with Albert, Will, September, Eivi, Will (Sharpie), Dragos (I think?), and Casper in the wilderness last night. Made out with Eivi for a bit because I become a whorish lesbian when I'm drunk. Well not totally...but alcohol definitely brings out my bisexuality and lust for women...

Today is Valentine's Day and I'm pissed off and today just sucks. I hate stupid holidays.

One more day till mine and Albert's one year. I'd usually be happy just saying that but right now proves otherwise. I'm in a shitty mood, thank you, you know who you are. Fuck this.

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[13 Feb 2004|10:50pm]
[ mood | drunk ]

I have the hiccups REALLY bad and I just spilled iced tea all over myself. Albert is making macaraoni and cheese.

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[13 Feb 2004|12:25pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]

I'm sitting here in CAPP class and I'm kinda high and we're watching Oprah. This is fucked up.

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[12 Feb 2004|08:30pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

Came home at lunch today because school is lame and I hate it. I hope everyone there dies. But Saturday is Valentine's Day so that's kinda cool, first time I've ever had anyone to celebrate it with. Then the day after is mine and Albert's one year, hell fucking yes. Tomorrow is Friday the 13th and I am getting fucking smashed.

I've kinda started writing again, which is good because I haven't in quite a while. I used to write every day but I just sort of stopped. My brain's just been too fried; I can't think worth shit anymore. I can't even comprehend my own thoughts, let alone things like schoolwork and whatnot.
*sigh*

I miss Fort Langley. And Jesus fuck the goddamned phone needs to stop ringing or I'm gonna have to take some action. *loads shotgun*

Okay, who wants to play "find Kelsey's cerebrum"?

Haha. Okay I'm going to bed.

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haha craziness [09 Feb 2004|07:47pm]
This thing takes random snippets from your journal and turns it into a haiku. That's great.

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Your name:kittyplacenta
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Damn broke-ness [09 Feb 2004|07:41pm]
[ mood | irritated ]

Anyone have pot for me?

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[09 Feb 2004|06:18pm]
[ mood | good ]

Matt and Agata sold us out for that fucking cabin. She called, and the bitch on the phone said no more than two people could use it because we're young. So instead of trying to find somewhere else for us all to go, they fucking took the cabin. Fucking assholes!!!! Oh well, they'll have a hell of a fun time trying to pay for that by themselves. Really sucks though, cuz that was one fucking nice cabin.
Anyway, my computer still isn't hooked up yet so I'm unaware of anything new going on in internet land. So, here's my uneventful weekend.
Friday: Albert, Matt, Crystal, Tyler and I all drank over at Tyler's. I had a 2L bottle of cooler but didn't finish it. Didn't get drunk, just a bit tipsy. Watched the end of Scarface. Wicked shit.
Saturday: Albert, Matt, Crystal and I split a 24 pack of Budweiser at my place. Mmmmm I love Bud. Best beer ever. On my third one, Matt and Albert egged me on to finish half of the beer in one chug, and I did it, but as soon as I put the bottle down I'm like "...oh fuck." My mouth started salivating like it always does before I vomit, and I ran to the bathroom. The toilet seat was down and I stood there for a minute trying to force the puke down because I REALLY did not want to puke. But before I could lift up the toilet seat, I projectile vomited chunks out of my nose all over the bathroom. Nothing beats that good old nasally burning sensation like spew out the nose. Anyways, my mom got highly irritated and cranky about that. Got drunk once I finished my beer though.

6 more days until mine and Albert's one year. Yay!

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